Articles by Hassan Iftikhar

  • The Desi Encyclopedia of Potty (Part 1)

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    We all do it. It's the only natural phenomenon which how should I put it... well sort of got Adam & Eve flushed out of heaven (pun intended)! So yes, shit sort of happened. We really don't discuss how evacuating our bowel affects us every day. The very thought of it …

  • Food Frenzy On a Football Night

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    Eating out with friends is chaotic enough as it is, but to add a frantic late night football game in the mix really takes it up a notch. What really happens is that these friends "football crazies" as I like to call them, mostly come over for the weekend binge …

  • When You Get a Badtameez Waiter

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    Having a person wait on you hand and foot, listening to your incessant jabbering about the order being the perfect balance of "garam" and a condescension riddled monologue articulating to the waiter what "chicken parmesan" is, is painful for anyone to listen to. So the waiter has to listen with …

  • Wedding Khaba

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    I'll get straight to the point here, there's no need to sway from the real issue at hand. We all surely go to weddings to enjoy the matrimonial bliss of the lovely couple and so on (yeah yeah we're all very happy for them) but what really interests us (you …